ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
