she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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