My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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