dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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