have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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