I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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