she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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