Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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