I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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