"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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