guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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