yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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