I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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