The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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