dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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