wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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