I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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