going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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