Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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