Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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