Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
