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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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(405): Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one. http://tfl.nu/zdto

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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?

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(561): So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell? http://tfl.nu/0nz8

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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?

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(925): im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going? http://tfl.nu/wvih

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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.

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(910): Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night. http://tfl.nu/xyp8

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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(419): I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game http://tfl.nu/8vak

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night

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(952): Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night http://tfl.nu/i23x

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(516): View more from New York

i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.

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(516): i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/ygax

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The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.

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(630): The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time. http://tfl.nu/80xt

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(785): View more from Kansas

The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.

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(785): The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked. http://tfl.nu/4i2t

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(423): View more from Tennessee

This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?

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(423): This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean? http://tfl.nu/py5a

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?

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(617): I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went? http://tfl.nu/d06s

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(812): View more from Indiana

Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300

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(812): Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300 http://tfl.nu/t71x

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(775): View more from Nevada

I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do

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So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.

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(775): I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do (1-775): So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch. http://tfl.nu/xajs

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?

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(402): What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life? http://tfl.nu/gmwz

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine

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(937): I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine http://tfl.nu/5cyu

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