Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.