I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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