Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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