Dual....:-)
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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