He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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