Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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