just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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