I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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