it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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