Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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