He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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