it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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