do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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