It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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