he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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