And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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