So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Panties = found
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
