At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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