marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize