if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
how drunk are you?
Several
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