she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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