Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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