You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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