redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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