the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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