Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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