she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
