scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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