I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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