Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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