Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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