the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she told me i tasted like america
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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