I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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